The Slippery Televangelists.

The most unforgivable American contribution to world culture has to be the televangelist (The cockroaches of society). While these devious creature’s normal habitat includes mansions, private islands,  and Republican events, they can also be found in a mess of controversy and scandals. If you want to see the scum of the earth turn on a the Christian networks to catch a televangelist. Not only have many been caught in scandals they are insanely wealthy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Joel Osteen is one of the most well-known of the hustlers. This man has no formal religious education, a college drop out, and had a fear of public speaking. Osteen’s father began the church that is highly publicized now prior to his death it was peanuts compared to the empire Joel grew. One critic called Osteen’s style of sermons cotton candy preaching. Which simply means no depth. Either way he preaches for money, not for his love of God. He does not take his salary any longer, but he doesn’t need his measly salary his books racked up way more than he actually claims his net worth is. Osteen’s books and merchandise racks in 55 million per year. Osteen, ” claims an individual should not feel guilt for possessing lots of material wealth. Instead, one needs to thank and praise God for the acquired wealth.” His estimated net worth is $40 million.  Joel Osteen Net worth
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Joyce Meyer, not to be outdone by Joel she has a respectable net worth of $25 million. Has been involved in a scandal. Back in  2009, Joyce’s bodyguard , Christopher Coleman was charged with strangling his wife and their two sons (9 and 10). Coleman was having an affair with a woman and was making 6 figures a year as the security chief to Joyce’s entourage. The ministry had a no-divorce policy, which meant if Coleman divorced his wife he would be fired from his job. The family of the slain mother filed a wrongful death lawsuit against Meyer Ministries. The woman Coleman was having an affair with traveled with the circus. The family alleged not only did Meyer know of the affair, but know their own policies, yet allowed it to go on.  The case was dismissed by the judge. When asking Joyce about her greed (she has a $10 million dollar jet) she simply stated that she doesn’t have to apologize for being blessed. Celeb Net Worth

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Janice and Paul Crouch, these two are real bottom feeders they are the co-founders of Trinity Network. Their own granddaughter sued them for $50 million dollars. Claiming she was fired after discovering  illegal financial schemes’. Her lawsuit follows a previous suit by a former employee. The couple defrauded the ministry and paid for many different things such as 13 mansions, trips, private jets, a $100,000 trailer for Janice’s dogs. There are several extravagant things according to the lawsuit that the money was spent.  This case was also dismissed. Apparently money does really buy freedom. Paul has passed on luckily, but the crazy pick haired lady is 78 and still kicking, Janice has a net worth of $50 million. Jan Crouch Net Worth

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Benny Hinn is another swindler that pimps the name of God for his sick love of money. He preys on the weak to make his cash. Benny is not only a preacher but a faith healer as well. He basically tells people to give them their money and they’ll be debt free. He has said he has cured Cancer and other diseases. People actually buy the load of crap he is selling. He is the lowest of the low to prey on sick people. You are not a man of god, you are a man from hell. Evil in the worst sort of way. Hinn was a part of a scandal, as a married man had an affair for 4 years with another televangelist (Paula White). It eventually came out. Benny’s net worth is $40 million. Benny Hinn Net Worth

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Pat Robinson, is a  manipulative old bastard, he’s so old I would need to write a book on all the scandals and dirty dealings of this son-of-a-bitch. In the 70s and 80s, he was a faith healer. Robinson claimed he could cure AIDS at one time with his prayer. Robinson is currently on The 700 Club, a Conservative Christian television show. In 86′ in an interview with The New York Times, Robinson called non-Christians  termites. Pat is a very controversial man, to say the least.  The ignorant jerk is anti-Muslim, anti-Hindu, anti-Protestant, anti-Abortion, anti-gay, anti-feminism, and anti-liberal. The words he uses when spreading his hate are quite disturbing for an old-timer he sure is opinionated as hell. Pat’s net worth is said to be $100 million to 1.9 Bil. Pat Robertson’s Net Worth

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Jerry Falwell was one of the biggest mouthed hypocrites before his death in 2007. Falwell was a strong supporter of keeping God in schools and had some choice words after the Supreme Court announcement of Church and State separate. Clearly, Jerry was not a fan of  the Constitution. He flipped out over porn, children’s shows, and anything he could judge. Falwell took Hustler magazine to court and sued for $45 million in suffering after a satire article was published in the magazine  implying an interview with Falwell where he describes having sex for the first time with his mother in an outhouse. The court awarded Jerry $200,000 instead. Larry Flint (Hustler Magazines’s CEO) appealed all the way to the Supreme Court and won in a unanimous decision. Freedom of Speech, still in the Constitution. When Jerry Falwell died he had a net worth of $10 million. Jerry Falwell Net Worth

Televangelists are the lowest form of scum on the planet. They lurk in the television and use their viewers money for their own selfish luxurious lifestyles. The Senate inquired many televangelists regarding their spending and they all avoided tax penalties. The slippery bastards got away with their scam. If you or a loved one have fallen into this please help or run. You don’t need to send someone money to be saved. If you’re a good person you don’t need someone telling you how to live or what to do. You don’t even need a church to pray certainly don’t need a television to do it. If it makes you feel better fine, but these people are not men and women of God.

10 Celebrities You Don’t Want To Look Like.

When thinking of a movie star most think of someone like Marilyn Monroe, or someone beautiful and glamorous. This is not the case at all there are some fugly celebs out there, here they are in no particular order. Acting is not always about looks, but it helps. Keeps the popcorn down at the movie theater.

 

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1. Janice Dickinson- Best known for modelling and too much plastic surgery.
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2. Courtney Love- Known for her husband Kurt Cobain, her band Hole, and “The People Vs. Larry Flint.”
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3. Iggy Pop- Rock Star
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4. Jocelyn Wildenstein- New York City Socialite. Known for her extensive plastic surgery. Costing her a whopping $4 million.
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5. Michael Berryman- Best known for his roles on Wes Cravens “The Hills Have Eyes” and Rob Zombies “Devils Rejects”
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6. Renee Zellweger- Best known for her role in “Jerry Maguire”
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7. Sandra Bernhard- Comedian known for her role on the Television series “Roseanne”

 

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8. Seal- Singer
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9. Steve Buscemi- Actor known for many roles currently on the series “Boardwalk Empire”
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10. Tilda Swinton-Actress and fashion Icon

 

These celebrities are pretty damn fugly. Luckily, most do not need their looks. They have enough talent to be keep themselves ugly.

 

 

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Sterilize It.

There are some very ignorant people in the world. Much more than some may know. Unless you are blind and very sheltered you know just how stupid people can be, maybe not the extent. Hopefully, the majority is not as senseless as some. If you have been paying attention to the Primary Election, you may have noticed Donald Trump has won 18 states, that is not a coincidence. People really are simple minded to think Trump would be a good choice for president. Trump is right about one thing, other countries are laughing at us, and it makes sense. Some gene pools should end, here are many examples of people that should be put out of their ignorance. Sterilization is key, info on where to do that below.

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Must be related to Sarah Palin
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US education is great! This is a clear example.
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I hope this is fake.
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This woman should be in congress.
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This guy is either an idiot or an attention whore.
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This must be a young one.
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Great math skills our people have.
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I’ll just leave this here.
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How much weed did this moron smoke before he posted this?
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Damn dumb elevators.
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Don’t think this person was kidding.
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This one’s disturbing.
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Another scary education fail.
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I’ll bet it can.
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Why wouldn’t there be fire hydrants?
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You know this fool voted for Trump. I guarantee it.
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Yep.
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The person that answered this is a true American hero.
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This has to be a joke.
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Well then.

If you see any of these people or know anyone like that, please explain how sterilization works. Idiocracy seems inevitable with each passing day. If you are one of these people, there are no words other than sterilize.

Sterilization for women: Planned Parenthood-Sterilization  I’ll bet you thought it was all abortions (Don’t believe everything you hear).

Sterilization for men: Health Department- Sterilization You can have this done at any urologist.

 

Things My Kids Will Never Know.

With technology the way it is, there are many things the children of today will never know unless they look at history. The way times are now I wonder if they will even do that.

Perfect example of a horrible speaker. Martin Shkreli.

They’ll never know how to talk to people. This is the most concerning thing of all. If you watch people like I do, (Not in a creepy way, just observing people in their natural habitat) you will notice people rarely talk anymore. Most communication is done through technology. Next time you go to a restaurant, look around and count how many people are actually talking and not playing on their phones. Kids need to know how to communicate and speak. The schools may need to add sociology and public speaking at a grammar school level.phone-etiquette

They’ll never get the satisfaction of slamming a phone down when they hang up on someone. That feels awesome! When you’re so pissed off at someone and you get some aggression out by slamming that phone down. Well, of course, they can still do it if they want to get a new screen and or phone. Maybe that’s why kids are going crazy they have no way to get their hang up aggression out.

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They’ll never know privacy.
Someone is always watching in today’s world. Everyone has a video camera attached to their hip. Anything you do can be recorded and put on the internet for the world to see. This can be a bad thing for most and a good thing for some. If you’re talented in some way you can become famous. If you’re an idiot or do stupid things that can also make you famous, but not in a good way.Kitties-asleep-in-Mommy-Cats-Arms

They’ll never know what it’s like to feel safe. Scary to think this way, but it’s the truth. When I was a kid I always felt safe. The things kids see in today’s world can not make them feel safe. They are worried at school, at movie theaters, in gas stations, cars, grocery stores, sporting events, even playing outside. Like it or not even if you don’t let your children watch the news, kids aren’t stupid they know what’s going on. They have lockdown drills at school in case someone comes in with a gun. Did you have that in school?         shutterstock_124904114-1

They’ll never know what life is like without the internet. Unless you live internet free, which is extremely rare. Future generations (unless something happens to the internet) will not know what it’s like to look things up in books, instead of Google. They won’t be able to read a card catalog in a library. Why would you need a dictionary any longer? Type a word in google and bam, there’s your definition.spelling-is-hard

They will never need to spell or learn basic math. Spell check is everywhere there will be no need to learn to spell. You can type any math problem on a computer and get an answer. Some may argue a calculator can do the same, but it really can’t. You can type anything into google. You can’t do the same with a calculator. They still learn math and spelling in school, but many kids still don’t know how to spell or count. A perfect example of this is a true story. I took my kids for ice cream, the high school girl says the total is 16.01. I give her a $20.00 and she goes to the register and types it all in. I say “excuse me, I have a penny.” I hand her the penny she looks absolutely confused. She calls another high school girl over saying, “I don’t get how to fix this.” I tell her from the other side of the counter ” Honey, you owe me $4.00.” She looks relieved and hands me my change. I guess I should have told her she owed me $100 pretty sure she would have handed it over.6d77f91d6e9883bf8dd5f53d5113214a

They’ll never know how to write in cursive. The do not teach cursive in school any longer. Apparently, it’s not important to learn how to sign your name as you would do with a check or a contract. Instead of teaching children how to write most schools opt out because they need to teach the children the standardized testing which is not on these tests. Computers and technology have decided that cursive is obsolete most everything is to be done electronically now, even signatures. I wonder how many generations will be signing an X as their name in the future. Cursive handwriting Disappearing

Eventually, kids won’t know what it’s like to play outside. Some already don’t. The point is taking the phones and electronics away from your kids and yourself once in a while will not kill either of you. Get out and do things life is short kids won’t be little forever. Talk to your kids for fuck sake!

 

 

10 People Who Would Be A Better President Than Trump.

  1. Bill Murray-He may be a comedian, but he would be a better person to talk to foreign diplomats than Donald Trump. 1
  2. Martin Sheen-He’s played a president so many times, he actually seems to be the best choice. He knows what he’s supposed to say all he needs is a script.Kennedy_(TV_miniseries)
  3. Seth MacFarlane-Not only could he bring comedy to the oval office, but he can bring common sense. He may be one of the few people that have that. Seth MacFarlane
  4. Julia Lois-Dreyfus- Veep made it clear Julia could easily be President and or Vice President. Much better choice than Trump and Hillary.  julia-louis-dreyfus-300x400
  5. Al Pachino-If you want someone to scream, look no further. He could win in a screaming match with Trump easily. pacinoyelling.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large
  6. Harrison Ford-Who better than a man who saved the country from a plane? He looks like a President, easily better than Trump. harrison-ford-in-airforce-one
  7. Anthony Hopkins-Yes, Hannibal Lector would make a far better president than Trump he will scare the hell out of anyone. I don’t think the US will be screwed with The Cannibal around. 2b52584484982fdf67c0395fa9044811
  8. Michael Douglas-This is a rational man that will look at the country like any other scumbag politician. He couldn’t be any worse than what we’ve had and Trump, that’s for sure. the-american-president
  9. Kevin Spacey-This is a great example of a perfect candidate. He is mean, he knows what the hell he’s talking about. He’s played an asshole his entire life. He’s up for the job. str2_ly_1302_house of cards kevin spacey
  10. Gene Hackman-You can’t talk actor-presidents and not think of this guy. He may not have the best vocabulary either, but he sure as hell will have a better vocabulary than Trump.523-3

Any good actor can be President. The majority of the time they are puppets. It would be better to have a puppet than Trump. Anything is better than Trump!

10 Reasons The Oscars SUCK!

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  1. When the Oscars are on they cancel all the good shows on Sunday night. The best night for TV is skipped over for this stupid award show.hear-no-evil-orangutan-ay_99009502
  2. Half of the awards are for things you’ve never heard of.see
  3. You’ll never watch half of the crap they give awards for.three
  4. There are only 3 awards anyone cares about. Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress.bored
  5. The best awards everyone watches for are at the end, so you have to watch the entire thing.hurryup
  6. The winners of the best awards get no time for their speeches because it always goes over time like a damn football game.Elderly-couple-asleep-on-couch
  7. It is the most boring thing on television to watch, watching paint dry is much more appealing. The Oscars are so long, you’ll literally age while watching or sleeping.angry man
  8. The winners of the “big” awards are of decent movies, but there are usually better movies that year. No Politics
  9. This year, in particular, they are sending more than one political message, it’s not an award shows job. no one cars
  10. No one cares what the foreign press thinks, other than of course the winner.

Let’s Not Be Friends.

I don’t want friends like these.  Most people are dickheads in some form of another. Some assholes I like and get along with, others not so much.

Here are 10 types of assholes I steer clear from.

  1. Bad Drivers – These people are everywhere while they could possibly be alright to talk with and deal with periodically, the reality is they’ll kill you or someone one day. I try not to associate with a bad driver. Who want’s to go visit someone in prison? I certainly don’t.baddriver
  2. Annoying People-These clowns either have an annoying voice, or their general demeanor is annoying as shit. Someone who irritates you without trying. This person sucks, I avoid these assholes.                                      Annoying-voices
  3. Stupid People-The people that talk to you but have no idea what they’re talking about. They are usually very uneducated and frequently misspell. Not that spelling is everything but overall they look stupid in general and I can’t be bothered with them.idiot
  4. Arrogant People-These jackasses are extremely conceited. They think they’re more important than anyone else. Donald Trump comes to mind, but you get the point. I can’t handle these people, they can just go to hell. arrogance
  5. Overly Religious People-These people fall partly in the category, annoying people. These sinners are usually knocking on doors or telling someone else how to live their life. If you have to pimp your religion to me, it can’t be that great. I’m not looking to hear a sales pitch. anti-gay-bible-thumper
  6. The Anti-People- These people are anti, this and anti that. It’s exhausting, just shut the fuck up already we don’t want to hear it. They’re against things just to be against something. I won’t put up with a person like this. WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH
  7. The Bossy Person– Those people that think they can tell you what to do when they’re not your boss. Not even your family, sometimes these people are family, but for the most part not. These people can get fucked, no random asshole is going to tell me what to do. Prison would really suck. bossy
  8. Judgemental People– These asshats are shit talkers and pass judgement on everyone. A lot of the time these people  will judge before knowing someone or judge when they’re no one to judge. They are the type of people that should always look at themselves because they’re usually the worse of their prey.Upset Teenage Girl With Friends Gossiping In Background
  9. Rude People- I can’t stand rude people, these are the jackasses you hold a door open for and they walk through without even a thank you. These bastards are the ones that treat a server like shit and don’t tip. These are the ones who have no manners and may have been raised by animals. how rude
  10. Bigots– These people hate for no reason and they piss me off. There are bigots of all races and cultures. From racists, that hate because of someone’s skin color, to religious psychos that are against gay marriage, to the cavemen that are against women. They’re all pieces of shit, in my opinion, can’t be near these fuckers.jnstmadit47xd2gymfuu

Trump Supporters Are Fucking Crazy

Two states have chosen Donald Trump as the Republican front-runner in the 2016 Primary election. It leads any reasonable person to believe the majority of voting Republicans in South Carolina and New Hampshire have severe mental illness or they are intellectually retarded. Then again, they are registered Republicans so I guess, it’s pretty clear it’s both.

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Mental illness is real, this I know for a fact. Having worked in mental health, I can tell you that they walk amongst you frequently. Many of the people with mental illness I have encountered were bible thumpers, so that checks off that theory.

According to the Mayo Clinic, Donald Trump suffers from Narcissism if that wasn’t apparent. The man has sued everyone he has ever had a disagreement with. He is currently filing a lawsuit against Ted Cruz over a political ad.

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of ultraconfidence lies a fragile self-esteem that’s vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

A narcissistic personality disorder causes problems in many areas of life, such as relationships, work, school or financial affairs. You may be generally unhappy and disappointed when you’re not given the special favors or admiration you believe you deserve. Others may not enjoy being around you, and you may find your relationships unfulfilling.

Narcissistic personality disorder treatment is centered around talk therapy (psychotherapy). –Mayo Clinic

Over 30% of adults in the US self-report mental illness. These are just the people that realize they have a problem. A person like Donald Trump does not know they have a problem. So they wouldn’t report it, the number of actual mentally ill  people in the US is very high. Some have called it an epidemic.

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Not only did states close mental health facilities, but many that need to be medicated are unable to pay for it. The state mental health facilities may have been inhumane at times, but instead of shutting them down there should have been corrections made to provide quality healthcare. In any case, apparently the mentally ill crazies in New Hampshire and South Carolina are voting.

Updated 2/21 Disclaimer: In no way am I making fun of mental illness, just people that vote for Donald Trump.  I am an advocate for mental illness sufferers. Mental illness is real.

6 Things Donald Trump And My 10 Year Old Have In Common.

They’re both Assholes

My six-year-old can be a little asshole with her talking back and bitchy little ways.

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Shut up you little loser, that’s why no one likes you or talks to you.

-10 year old talking to 6 year old sister.

Donald Trump is an asshole on a daily basis.

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You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

– Donald Trump

Think They’re Superior

My 10-year-old is a gymnast and thinks she’s better than everyone else.

I can beat everyone on the vault, I’m better than the older girls too. -10 year old.

Trump thinks he’s better than everyone, superior in every way. He is running for President, I guess that’s a good example.

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Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.

-Donald Trump.

They’re both Racist.

I wouldn’t say my daughter is racist, she’s observant. Close enough.

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Mom, why am I the only white person? – 10 year old.

Donald Trump makes racist statements it seems every interview he does.

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A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don’t have an advantage or this and that…I’ve said on one occasion, even about myself, if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black, because I believe they do have an actual advantage. -Donald Trump

They’re extremely Bossy.

My 10-year-old loves to boss her sisters around, she treats my youngest like a slave.

Go get my blanket, tablet, and pillow from my room.

– 10 year old

Donny is obviously bossy, he is a boss and always telling people what to do.

They can go fuck themselves. -Donald Trump

They’re both Liars

My daughter lies constantly and she’s extremely bad at it.

I did all my homework for the week. – 10 year old lie.

Since the campaign trail began for Donald Trump it has been found he is truthful only 1% of the time.

images (4)“Don’t believe those phony numbers when you hear 4.9 and 5 percent unemployment. The number’s probably 28, 29, as high as 35. In fact, I even heard recently 42 percent.”

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They act like Babies

My little girl whines, she pouts, she cries, and she freaks out for very little reason at all.

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I HATE EVERYONE!

-10 year old as she’s slamming her door.

Trumpy likes to act like a child and has done so in public on several occasions.

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Donald Trump filed a lawsuit against Bill Maher for making fun of his father.

The similarities are astounding, it brings me to one conclusion. Donald Trump is a child.

 

12 ways to avoid being a douche on social media.

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If you already know you’re douche this is the post for you! If you don’t know you very well could be. Here are some ways to avoid being a douche.

  1. Posting selfies over the toilet! In fact posting in your dirty ass bathroom is disgusting enough. No one wants to look at a fucking toilet!

This Douche...   2.  Uploading naked/half naked pictures of yourself with your kids in the background, you dirty hookers!

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3. Advertising your half eaten food, no one wants to see that shit. Nor do we give a flying fuck what you had for dinner.

half food  4.  For the love of God (yes, went there) do not post your religious crap! Everyone has their own beliefs don’t try to ram it down everyone’s throat! Trust me that wont get you closer to Jesus. Goes for you too atheists no one wants to see that shit either!

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5.  You’re a special kind of douche if you post pictures of yourself doing drugs. Do drugs quietly like the rest of the world.

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6. This is a two for one special. Do not get drunk and post stupid shit on the internet! Especially if it’s an illegal act.

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7. Posting a picture of yourself while flexing makes you one of your bigger douches.

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8.  You’re a classless douche if your teaching your daughter to be a whore.

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9. If you’re going to photo shop yourself, at least do it right.

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10. Don’t post your money, guns, or drugs. You are my favorite type of douche, an incriminating one.

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11.  Commenting on an article when you only read the headline.

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12. Under no circumstance should you post pictures of you holding a weapon to your child.

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Well there you have it. There are many more ways to be identified as a douche on social networking. You can start with these and work your way up.

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Asshole of the day was a close call. It was won by Chris a racist hillbilly. He decided to post something ignorant. I’ll let you see for yourself.

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