6 Things Donald Trump And My 10 Year Old Have In Common.

They’re both Assholes

My six-year-old can be a little asshole with her talking back and bitchy little ways.

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Shut up you little loser, that’s why no one likes you or talks to you.

-10 year old talking to 6 year old sister.

Donald Trump is an asshole on a daily basis.

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You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

– Donald Trump

Think They’re Superior

My 10-year-old is a gymnast and thinks she’s better than everyone else.

I can beat everyone on the vault, I’m better than the older girls too. -10 year old.

Trump thinks he’s better than everyone, superior in every way. He is running for President, I guess that’s a good example.

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Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.

-Donald Trump.

They’re both Racist.

I wouldn’t say my daughter is racist, she’s observant. Close enough.

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Mom, why am I the only white person? – 10 year old.

Donald Trump makes racist statements it seems every interview he does.

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A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don’t have an advantage or this and that…I’ve said on one occasion, even about myself, if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black, because I believe they do have an actual advantage. -Donald Trump

They’re extremely Bossy.

My 10-year-old loves to boss her sisters around, she treats my youngest like a slave.

Go get my blanket, tablet, and pillow from my room.

– 10 year old

Donny is obviously bossy, he is a boss and always telling people what to do.

They can go fuck themselves. -Donald Trump

They’re both Liars

My daughter lies constantly and she’s extremely bad at it.

I did all my homework for the week. – 10 year old lie.

Since the campaign trail began for Donald Trump it has been found he is truthful only 1% of the time.

images (4)“Don’t believe those phony numbers when you hear 4.9 and 5 percent unemployment. The number’s probably 28, 29, as high as 35. In fact, I even heard recently 42 percent.”

-Donald Trump

They act like Babies

My little girl whines, she pouts, she cries, and she freaks out for very little reason at all.

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I HATE EVERYONE!

-10 year old as she’s slamming her door.

Trumpy likes to act like a child and has done so in public on several occasions.

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Donald Trump filed a lawsuit against Bill Maher for making fun of his father.

The similarities are astounding, it brings me to one conclusion. Donald Trump is a child.

 

Hail to the Chief


Congratulations President Obama, I knew you would win. In fact, this was written before the election was even underway it is not even 10 a.m. central time yet. I am very happy at the results. I am looking forward to seeing the results from other votes taking place right now.
On my ballot, it asked if there should be federal regulations regarding campaign spending and funding. As far as I know the US Supreme Court voted against putting a cap on election spending saying the cap would do away with a freedom everyone was entitled. Entitled that should have been Mitt Romney’s Campaign slogan. It certainly fit the man that was born into his bubble filled with money.
There are so many things that need to be done in this country you have a long four years to go Mr. President. Many people believe you are up to the challenge as do I. Education is one of your top priorities and hopefully it will continue to be. This is an important part of our country and it needs to continue. Job creation is still needed it is extremely tough to get a job right now and it should not be that way. Houses are being foreclosed on everywhere still this is a fact if we do not stop it there will be ghost towns all over the country. People are being forced out of their homes as a result of job loss and/or higher cost of living that do not match what people make. This is a growing epidemic in the United States, they are saying unemployment is down, that makes sense people can no longer collect benefits if they are exhausted. I have to give a lot of credit to Michelle Obama she is a strong woman and think she is a classy woman despite criticism, she has been an outstanding first lady. Congratulations to both of you take care of your family as well as our country!
The polls are closed and counting the votes should be a chore and a half. The Electoral College better be fair with their ultimate decision our country/world depends on it.  This is a bad time in the world and we need a strong leader who will not be the Republican Puppet. Fortunately, the people that have not been brain-washed by Fox News will understand my last statement. For all of the Fox News watchers, you really need to understand that they are lying to you and giving you false beliefs, it is not News after all. If you had an understanding of how the government worked at all there would be no reason to watch that pitiful excuse for a news channel. I watch for the humor in it, most of the time it does anger me mainly because of the obvious biasness of the whole network.  I can tell you the MSNBC is a strong Democrat supporting channel as well, they do not go as far as Fox News they do not actually lie to you they state facts. Congratulations Mr. President on 4 more years!!
In other news, Glenn Beck is at it again…

 

 

Taking a quote from the New York Times on 11/4 “I believe Mr. Romney prays on his knees every day,” … “I believe he is being guided.” He is being guided Mr. Beck, guided by the crazy Republicans that want nothing more than a pocket full of money. Glenn Beck will most likely cry when hearing the news his darling Romney lost. Sucks to be you Glenn Beck please go away now. This is not your world boss you’re a psycho and the American people have figured that out now. Stay on the internet no one wants you on the television anymore.