So, you think you’re a vampire.

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Dating back since historians and scientists don’t even know vampire folklore, myths, and legends have run rampantly throughout the world. One of the top choices when dressing up for Halloween is a vampire. There are people in this world that live their life as vampires. Apparently there are many types of vampires other than traditional blood drinker. A sanguinarian is the name for a blood drinking vampire, that is the type we will focus on. These “vampires” believe they need to feed off of human blood. The Christian community is outraged that people do this calling it a “grave sin” to drink blood. There are also some “vampires” that have been known to take this to a whole different level, they murder, rape, and feed off of human victims. After doing the research I have also come to my own conclusion on the subject.

Area Vampire
Area Vampire

I sat down with an area vampire (who asked to remain anonymous, I still took his picture anyhow), he described drinking blood with a look of euphoria. Saying that “the warm liquid gives me more bliss than you could ever comprehend.” The vamp went into how he was able to obtain the blood he craved. He simply stated “there are more willing donors than I can count.” I was wondering just how high he could count. We got into a discussion about how to tell if you are a vampire and how to point them out if you are not. Vampires are stronger, faster, and more mentally adept. These “real” vampires also live longer, and stay looking younger longer than a human would. He went on to describe red eyes, fangs, and sharp claws. My vamp buddy was concerned that there are a lot bigots out there, “Just as gays are persecuted so are vampires.” He went on to say, “I have had hunters after me for centuries.” The vampire told me he has lived for 604 years. He must have seen a lot in his time. He wants the state against his kind to stop, he said he’d let me live so I could get his story out to the world.

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Barbara

I interviewed one of our vampires neighbors, a self-described devote Christian, Barbara who is worried for the children. Barbara stated, “Why won’t somebody please think of the children!” Our conversation consisted mostly how the bible is against vampirism. She quoted the bible at one point saying, “When you follow the desires of your sinful nature, the results are very clear: sexual immorality, impurity, lustful pleasures, idolatry, sorcery, hostility, quarreling, jealousy, outbursts of anger, selfish ambition, dissension, division…” Barbara said that she watched twilight because she wanted to see what the fuss was about. The area woman blames the pagans she said that, “Pride, a desire to become powerful — even god-like, can cripple a person’s soul. What’s especially interesting is that an apple is used as a symbol of temptation inTwilight.” I thought that was pretty insignificant since she was talking about a movie and not real life, but hey I can’t help them all. It shows you the level of thinking.

John Brennan Crutchley
John Brennan Crutchley

There are far more people than you would think that claim they are vampires. Some of these said vampires go to great lengths to prove how real it is. A man named John Brennan Crutchley (1946-2002) would kidnap, rape, murder, and drain the blood from his female victims. A recount of one victims story who was found in 1986.

“The hitchhiker awoke to find that she was tied to a kitchen countertop, arms and legs immobilized. A video camera had been set up, along with lights. The man raped her and videotaped the action. Then he inserted needles into her arm and wrist and carefully extracted blood and began to drink it, telling her that he was a vampire. After that, he handcuffed her and put her in the bathtub, returning later for another round of sexual assault and blood extraction. The next morning, after a third round, the man handcuffed the hitchhiker and left her in the bathroom, saying that he would be back later for further assaults, and that if she tried to escape in the interim, his brother would come and kill her. It was after the attacker had left the house that she was able to push out of the bathroom window and crawl to the road. Had she not escaped then, doctors believed, she might well have died from a further round of blood extraction.  (Ressler, Robert and Tom Schactman,Whoever Fights Monsters: My Twenty Years Hunting Serial Killers for the FBI. St Martin’s Press, 1992. See pp. 146-151. )

This man was labeled the “Vampire Rapist” he served 11 years in a Florida prison for this crime. He was released in 1996 and re-arrested less than a day later for testing positive for marijuana which gave him a life sentence. He died in prison of asphyxia in 2002, where he was found with a plastic bag over his head.

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After doing quite a bit of research I have found no conclusive evidence that vampires exist within the human race. There are many movies, shows, books, etc. on vampires this does not make them real. They may be fascinating to you, but it wouldn’t be a billion dollar industry if it wasn’t. The only vampires that truly exist are certain bats, leeches, mosquitoes, and so on.  There are blood diseases that may in a small way mimic vampirism, but that still does not make you a vampire. Not only do you have a borderline personality disorder if you consider yourself a vampire, but you can die from drinking blood. Blood is not supposed to be ingested by our species and is toxic when done. If you think you’re a vampire please seek professional help. I really don’t really care what you think you are, but don’t involve me in your psychotic behavior.

Asshole of the day:

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Todays asshole is brought to you by Facebook. His name is Rob from Salt Lake City, Utah. On a news post he decided to have a little freak out attack and I felt the need to share it with you. This is in no response to anyone else.

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Do Trolls Lives Matter?

Do #TrollsLivesMatter?

NerdGuyI decided to conduct an in-depth investigation regarding internet trolls, if you don’t know what this is you probably have not commented on many posts. Let me educate you.

                                                                                                      internet_trollTroll– One who posts deliberately provocative messages on a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. (Source. Urban Dictionary)

There are strong beliefs regarding this topic no doubt. Some would say that these trolls need to get a life. Others would say that manipulating weak-minded individuals is humorous. The outcome of my results will indeed shock you.

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Josh

I sat down with one area man named Josh, and co-founder of #trollsmustdie. Josh frequents many religious Christian sites. He feels very strongly about this topic and is on a crusade to stop the trollers. “Trolls disrupt meaningful conversations on Christian Mingle!” Josh states with passion. “I don’t understand how you can sit there in sin and degrade me.” He went on a little rant for about oh I’d say, twenty minutes about abstinence. Josh then described how disturbing it really is to have a troll within an important discussion on the internet. Josh was glad to talk about these issues and bring awareness to everyone.

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I spoke with an area man pretending to be a woman named “Jessica”, he told me that not only does he troll, but pastes this in every news feed he sees. “Hi, I’m Jessica, I’m 22. I’m from the USA! I am looking to make new friends! add me!” The troll proceeded to describe his phishing scam, but that’s not important in this debate. When asked about his feelings regarding trolling, he said. “People are easy to fuck with, they literally walk right into it. It’s really quite pathetic.”  Our troller admitted that it’s a great way to pass the time. He believes that, “People need to really lighten up and not get butt hurt over stupid shit.” That pretty much ended our conversation.

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What do you think?

Do Trolls Lives Matter?
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Well on the one hand Josh creeped me out, but he did have a point, why disrupt meaningful conversation? The troll pretended to be a girl and smelled like a dirty sock, but didn’t creep me out at least. His point was a good one in that people need to lighten up. In my expert conclusion they are both right, people need to lighten the fuck up. People also need to have some boundaries. That being said, my opinion is irrelevant. I don’t fucking care what you do, do what you want. Craziness is all over the world right now, sometimes you just need to laugh.PicsArt_1440967199386

This one’s a troll named Daniel how fitting. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about, and he’s trying to hype up race wars. This guy posted these three things on the same post, on different updates. This makes him my Asshole of the day!

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Arguing with the Tea Party

Let us face the facts, you can not argue with a Tea Party supporter. I have tried, and it wastes time. These people are insane and highly delusional. I recently had two separate debates with Tea Party supporters and I am going to share the things I have said. The debates are not over, but anything I said was immediately shot down to how I hate wealthy people and I am Un American. I did my duty and served, that is how Un-American I am. I will not post what the person said in defense, to provide the ignorance with privacy, and I can’t promote lies.

The first debate was a listing that read “Do Tea Party People Hate?”:

It seems the tea party itself is always trying to hide things. I have found numerous accounts for racism. However, it is not just racism that disturbs me it is also the obvious lies the tea party tells the American people.

When the candidates for the November elections were backed by the tea party  they were all for freedom, the Constitution, and jobs. Each and every elected candidate that was backed by the tea party is taking away basic Constitutional rights. I am very disturbed by reading and hearing by several reputable sources that the tea party is backed by major corporations that have stake in what these elected officials do and say. All of the billions of dollars these corporations put into elections is another scary thing.

Why are they spending all this money on candidates when they should be hiring more people. Every elected tea party member has not backed their word to do what they set out to do and I can give numerous accounts for this. I wont bother at this point, you already know this.
 
I can not back the Tea Party I do not believe anything they say when I know big corporations are the major players. These companies are bringing down the US. On your Patriot website it shows Tea Party supporters talking about pretending to be Union workers and trying to make them look bad at the rally’s. I know you say the left have done that. This whole left and right thing is hate as well. We are all Americans we all want the same things why can we not work together for the greater good of our country. This is all about Americans rights, lining politicians pockets should be the last thing on our minds.
This shows the level of education the Tea Party supporters have
Seriously, you are going to use youtube as evidence when I have proof that the Tea Party planted people at the Union rally’s to make the workers look bad. The Tea Party may have some educated people, but that is mainly because majority are elderly. The majority of tea party supporters are also misinformed and delusional. (Proof about the Tea Party plot is at the end)

You talk about liberty and freedom why would Tea Party backed candidates take away middle class rights? That is exactly what every surrounding state of mine is doing. Thank God my state has a Democratic Governor.

I am not reading a book you suggest. I have no time for that. I go to school full time, I’m a wife, Mother of three, I work part-time, and I am the Vice President of my community board. I am currently reading Profiles in Courage, although I have read it before it is a requirement for one of the classes I am taking. It is more informative then any book you can suggest. These American hero’s would be welcomed in our Government today.

The question at hand, Capitalism, well you may argue it is good for someone like you. It is bad for me and let me tell you why. It promotes privatization and greed, the average person does not prosper in a capitalist society, as usual like Reaganomics the wealthy get wealthier the poor get extremely poor. It is a win for the wealthy and the downfall of the US. How could you say that Capitalism is a good thing unless you were the CEO of say BP? Capitalism is Fascism at it’s best. While I agree with small business, Capitalism is good in that aspect. Like I have said for the average Joe it is a terrible thing. Yes you work for what you get, but when the economy is terrible, there are no jobs, how does someone who does not have a job prosper?

I now need to question the Tea Party values, with Socialism there is a much smaller government which the Tea Party is said to be all for. Why are you so against Socialism? I understand if you work hard for your money you want to keep it. I get that, but what about the poor people without jobs? The wealthy think they can give them a dollar and all is forgiven? The main problem with Capitalism is the people it makes even more wealthy, like they need it. I am not saying Socialism is the answer, but there is an answer somewhere out there and Capitalism is not the way to go. For the record Socialism has not been tried in the US.

Do not start on the Union that will not help your case. To be against teachers, fire fighters, police that protect us is sick. If they end Unions if you are ever in need of police or fire good luck with that. It is a way to get rid of the middle class and have two classes poor and rich and I can tell you are not poor, before you were retired I’m sure you made at least three figures a year. If I am correct and this is true, you have no right to speak for any middle American because you in fact do not know what you are talking about. For you to say that teachers make lavish salaries is a highly UNTRUE statement and the same goes for the Police and Fire fighters. My mother-in-law works for the city of Chicago and she is no way making a lavish salary. She gets paid decently but works her butt off. That rally was for rights of workers and it should be done. That is in the first amendment I recommend you re-read the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, Federalist Papers, and The Bill of Rights. You are clearly mistaken.

 
I then posted this at the end: courtesy of the Tea Party Patriot website
Mark Williams News & Commentary
Reporting from Occupied America and fighting for Liberty

on February 20, 2011 by Mark Williams in Mark Williams News & Commentary, Comments (0)
FIGHT THE SEIU WITH TACTIC THEY USE AGAINST US – THIS WEEK!
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http://action.seiu.org/page/s/solidarityaction
That link will take you to an SEIU page where you can sign up as an “organizer” for one of their upcoming major rallies to support the union goons in Wisconsin.
Here is what I am doing in Sacramento, where they are holding a 5:30 PM event this coming Tuesday: (1) I signed up as an organizer (2) with any luck they will contact me and I will have an “in” (3) in or not I will be there and am asking as many other people as can get there to come with, all of us in SEIU shirts (those who don’t have them we can possibly buy some from vendors likely to be there) (4) we are going to target the many TV cameras and reporters looking for comments from the members there (5) we will approach the cameras to make good pictures… signs under our shirts that say things like “screw the taxpayer!” and “you OWE me!” to be pulled out for the camera (timing is important because the signs will be taken away from us) (6) we will echo those slogans in angry sounding tones to the cameras and the reporters. (7) if I do get the ‘in’ I am going to do my darnedest to get podium access and take the mic to do that rant from there…with any luck and if I can manage the moments to build up to it, I can probably get a cheer out of the crowd for something extreme.
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WARNING: When around these union events do NOT instigate ANY physical confrontation, walk away from anyone who tries to start one with you. These people WILL have a mob mentality and ARE dangerous
Since I have radio shows to host in Fresno tomorrow (KMJ FM and KMJ AM) I am going to try to gin up some support from down there and salt the crowd here with more people.
Several Tea Party chapters around the country are planning to join with me, if you are a member of one in your area please contact them for details. If they are not participating get them to!
Chances are that because I am publishing this they’ll catch wind, but it is worth the chance if you take it upon yourself to act…there’s only one of me but there are millions of you and I know that you CAN do this!
Our goal is to make the gathering look as greedy and goonish as we know that it is, ding their credibility with the media and exploit the lazy reporters who just want dramatic shots and outrageous quotes for headlines. Even if it becomes known that we are plants the quotes and pictures will linger as defacto truth.
That’s really the way it works folks, time to use this weapon against the enemy.
Contact me if you can help with the Sacramento event mark@marktalk.com

I will post the next discussion some other time, it is amazing what these people believe. Please do research before backing any crazy scam like the Tea Party!